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Page 2 - Tomorrow

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The Shortest Horror Story

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock on the door.

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Confession

I'm shy at first,
but once I'm comfortable with you
get ready for some crazy sh|t.

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Breakfast

While working a morning shift at cafe, serving
breakfast, a little boy and his mother enter
the cafe...
Me: 'So, what will it be?'
Child: 'I WHISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN'
There's a sudden silence and everyone turns to
look. The mother looks very emabarrassed
Mother: 'Eggs... he would like some eggs...'

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Religious Wars

Religious wars are basically people killing each
other over who has the better imaginary friend.

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Street of Legends

According to Chinese News, a 16 years old child was
walking on the sidewalk in the morning after palying
League of Legends for 2 nights without sleeping.
Then he pick up a stick and hide in the bush...
When people walk by, he jumped out and yell 'Demacia'
and hit that person in the head.
Someone walk by and said, 'It is fortunate that he's
not lvl 6 yet, or it's not gonna end well'
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Word game

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

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