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Theory and Practice

Theory is when...
You know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when...
Everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined:
Nothing works and no one knows why.

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Way to die

A 16-year-old boy in Brazil died from masturbating
42 times in one night without stopping.

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In England

There is a village in England called 'Bitchfield'.

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Guy at the doctor

So, a guy goes to see his doctor.
The doctor evaluates the patient and says,
'I have bad news -
You have Alzheimer's disease and you have cancer'.

The guy looks back at his doctor and says,
'At least I don't have Alzheimer's.'

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=^..^=

Schrodinger's cat is alive,
and very angry.

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Ironic

Wouldnt it be ironic....
to die in the living room?

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