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Page 3 - Reality Check

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Naval Operations

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation between
the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio
conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98:
irish: - Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.
british: - Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid collision.
irish: - Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
british: - This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
irish: - Negative. I say again. You will have to divert YOUR course.
british: - This is the aircraft carrier HMS Britiannia! the second
largest ship in the British atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by
three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels.
I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say
again, that is 15 degrees north, I say again, that is 15 degrees
North, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the
safety of this ship.

irish: - We are a lighthouse. Your call.

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Walking

On a scale of one to Lord Of The Rings,
how much did you walk today?

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Dead

Our generation is better prepared for a zombie apocalypse,
than for an hour without electric power.

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